Broken Antler Fen Grandpa Burkiebutt at your service.

Benjamin cared little for manners and did only hesitate to thump on the stump of a tail the man had left when he told him not to. Why not? It was fun - a hell of a lot more fun than chasing his own tail! No. He answered bluntly when his sister came tumbling out of the den. She was so dorky and feisty that it made her little brother laugh. Obviously this wasn't daddy - which was probably the reason why Ben wasn't listening to him. He only did things his parents told him to (and even making him do exercise or something with his fat-ass was a tricky task - even if one were the parent).

Grandpa Butt. Benjamin snickered as he let his paw thump on the stump a few more times.