Greatwater Lake Those Who Meet Must Part

"Yeah, that's right, bitch. You better apologize." he sneered, "I guess sometimes my awesome man power might transcend the manliness of you normal folk, and come around as a little girlish, but I promise you I am entirely male."

Snake was slowly inching closer to Ikari, and he scooted back. He looked almost feminine, the way he moved, with his narrow body and long legs. Perhaps even pretty. Ikari wrinkled his nose as the thoughts entered his mind.

"Yo, cool it, man. There can only be one hot piece of ass around here and that's me." he said, "Hot and manly." He smirked and took a moment to polish his claws on his chest, reveling in his total awesomeness. All of a sudden, his good mood was shattered. He looked sharply at Snake.

"Born half female? Did you melt your shit-brain or something? That ain't possible, cunt wipe." he said, glaring, "I was born a man, I am still a man. I am, in fact, more a man than your freaky ass ever will be."

He wanted to punch the cuntfuck, he really did. Unfortunately, it seemed that there was a correlation between his emotions and the creepy aura surrounding Snake, and Ikari wanted to keep his fur attached to his skin, right where it belonged. He settled for shooting glares instead.