Falls of the Hinterlands NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT?! SHE DIDN’t WANT AnOTEHRE RABBiT? But rabbits were so tasty and just so easy to catch and Milton didn’t know why she wouldn’t want another one because they were the best food around but she seemed to think that was a different opinion but he thought that she was so crazy to not want another rabbit because rabbits were really fucking good and he really just wanted her to shut up and accept the rabbit he wanted to bring her but since she didn’t want a rabbit then he was gonna have to find something BETTER THAN A RABBIT AND HE DIDN’T WANT TO DO THAT because it was too damn hard and he didn’t like hard things because they made him tired and even though Milton had a lot of energy he didn’t want to be tired right now because they had so much to do and he was so excited to see if they could find their friend Frigid Bridgette even though he hadn’t seen her for a really long time because she liked to be Frigid about things and it made him so sad and Milton really didn’t like being sad because being sad meant that he wasn’t happy but he really wanted to be happy all the time because being happy was the best thing he could possibly be and she really needed to understand that he was DEDICATED TO HIS HAPPINESS AND TO BEING THE BEST AT EVERYTHING and she could just stick a sock in it if she didn’t want his good juicy rabbit meats.
 
“Okay I’ll get you not a rabbit.” Milton ran off into the woods and tried to find something that wasn’t a rabbit even though he thought rabbits were just the best and he wanted to really just give Tina a rabbit and tell her she should love them. He found a turkey instead and he caught that for her but it had lots of feathers and it kinda stank a little and he didn’t think she would like it as much as a big juicy rabbit but he brought her the turkey and he dropped it at her pretty white manicured paws and he smiled. “Here is a turkey and not a rabbit.”