Blacktail Deer Plateau evolution of consciousness

Fox squealed and giggled when he caught up with her, and she quickly crumpled to the ground once again. She started to bite at him when he went for her neck, but she softened when he gave her kisses instead. Relaxing was the worst idea in the world, but she didn't realize that until the loud toot was farted right in her face. “You!” she barked, sneezing and shaking off her coat. Peregrine's fart hadn't been as rancid as Fox's, but it certainly had been louder. Anal acoustics indeed.

Once her laughter had died away, Fox gave Peregrine the most convincing bedroom eyes she could muster. “Is that enough foreplay?” she asked, wiggling her bum-bum just so. Perhaps it was a bit of... untraditional foreplay, but Fox was willing to bet that they weren't the most traditional pair in the world.