He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and swallowed hard, ready to take the blow or whatever came after fucking up. He could already hear the growl building up in dad's throat, the saliva blowing on his face from the yelling... But none of it came...
No, really... Burke didn't even seem worried about the tooth and for a moment Pyro was as confused as never before. He peeked with one eye to find his dad's goofy stump of a tail wagging. What? He opened the other eye and looked at his father... This was... Normal? Gravity seemed to increase upon one side of Pyro's head, which tilted to a side as his comically large ears unfolded from his skull. "Really?" he asked, trying to understand what had just happened. "Adult teeth??" he freaked out, he had to wait until he was an adult to get his tooth back? HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO EAT? WHY WAS BURKE SO CALM? HOW DID TRUMP WIN THE ELECTIONS?
No, really... Burke didn't even seem worried about the tooth and for a moment Pyro was as confused as never before. He peeked with one eye to find his dad's goofy stump of a tail wagging. What? He opened the other eye and looked at his father... This was... Normal? Gravity seemed to increase upon one side of Pyro's head, which tilted to a side as his comically large ears unfolded from his skull. "Really?" he asked, trying to understand what had just happened. "Adult teeth??" he freaked out, he had to wait until he was an adult to get his tooth back? HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO EAT? WHY WAS BURKE SO CALM? HOW DID TRUMP WIN THE ELECTIONS?
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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money - by Pyro - October 09, 2016, 02:22 PM
RE: The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money - by Burke - October 10, 2016, 05:28 AM
RE: The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money - by Pyro - October 10, 2016, 11:45 AM
RE: The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money - by Burke - October 10, 2016, 11:49 AM
RE: The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money - by Pyro - October 17, 2016, 02:01 PM
RE: The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money - by Burke - October 19, 2016, 05:17 AM
RE: The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money - by Pyro - November 18, 2016, 09:15 PM
RE: The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money - by Burke - November 19, 2016, 08:43 AM
RE: The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money - by Pyro - November 20, 2016, 06:22 PM
RE: The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money - by Burke - November 21, 2016, 09:35 AM
RE: The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money - by Pyro - November 29, 2016, 06:57 PM
RE: The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money - by Burke - November 30, 2016, 05:03 PM
RE: The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money - by Pyro - December 25, 2016, 01:41 PM
RE: The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money - by Burke - December 27, 2016, 11:50 AM