Stavanger Bay When life gives you eggs: make an omelet!

Maude nodded. It seemed a good place, for him at least. She wasn't fond of the inland, even less so after spending all summer tromping through it. She didn't want to stall here any longer if she wanted to get him to safety, but she didn't even have a minute to start walking before he dropped a bomb on her. 

Wait, wot?! Though she wasn't surprised by the news of some other kid, to actually know that there was one nearby was a surprise to her. When did this 'appen? 

It struck her. Right 'ow can ye believe 'im? She hissed, denial welling up within herself. She couldn't believe that, especially not from some random look a like. Maybe it was just one of this "Floki's" kids. 'e was prob'ly tryin' t' make ye upset. Kids were cruel — She knew that much for certain.