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Guillotina didn't want to teach Milton how to swim. She doubted he would be good at it. Not like she was, anyway. She didn't have the patient for that, especially when she was hungry. She made sure she was clear of him as he got out of the water. She hated being wet!

He was gone a while. Guillotina assumed he had gotten lost, but then he came back. She would have been very angry if he didn't come back with food, but he came back with a rabbit. It was not her first choice of a meal. She huffed in disappointment. There were so many better food options out there and he had to come back with a crappy rabbit. She examined her manicured claws before she took the rabbit. "I suppose that's okay." She muttered. Then she ate the rabbit in one woofing gulp.

Even after eating Guillotina was not in the mood to teach him how to swim. She sighed loudly. "Can't you learn yourself? It's easy. Just jump right in the deepest end and hold your legs out stiff as a board. Don't move your legs nor nothing or you'll sink to the bottom."  She lied.