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Guillotina thought Tina was a dumb name. Her name was not Tina. It was Guillotina and she had said that. Milton must have a hearing problem as well as a thinking one. He obviously didn't know her name. She sighed because naming a puppy Pretty Coterie was so dumb. He really didn't get it. It was the name of a group, not a baby. Why would anyone name their baby that?

She hoped any baby named that would have the good sense to give itself a bathtub baptism like its mom should have done. There really was no reason to name a baby that.

"It's Guillotina." Guillotina growled. She didn't like her name being shortened. It wasn't her name and he better shape up fast. Or she'd bite him and then he'd be Mauled Milton. She kinda thought that had a nice ring to it.