Firefly Ravine No you're right, there are lots of reasons I'm a terrible person

Guillotina was still pretty upset about her ruined meal. She was more upset about the dent in her nose. It really hurt an she hoped the doe that kicked her fell into a vat of lava and drowned by fire. It was a good way to go, Guillotina decided. Especially on account of the doe being such a rude doe. There really was no reason for it  guillotina only wanted a nice meal. Plus she eas relieving the doe of being a mother and having your child eaten was like Nature's Plan B. Really she was doing the doe a favor.  

Guillotina heard a noise and thought it was Milton moaning but it wasn't. He did a lot if noises all the time so it was not her fault she was mistaken. Unlike that Lesbily wolf, who was mistaken on not knowing Milton and also not knowing she was into girls. Not all girls had their shit together enough to know they swam for the othet team apparently. Except Milton, who couldn't swim at all. 

Guillotina looked at Mildred. She didn't care mildred was close to her food. She didn't  want it. Normally Guillotina didnt like other girls near her because some.of them were pretty, but Mildred looked like she had drowned (unlike Milton) and then been stuffed through a food processor and mixed with stuff no one likes, like spinach and kale. Even her eyes looked terrible so Guillotina just smiled to herself and inspected her nails.