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"...they decided to eat some of the mushrooms on a whim, which made them hallucinate and made finding the hag next to impossible." Never mind that this definitely wasn't child-friendly material! He'd once tripped 'shrooms with Tytonidae, although that had been an accident. "They quickly grew very sleepy and both of them passed out... only to wake up and find out that the whole thing was some really long dream and both Grin and Prey were still unhatched chicks in their eggs! And they were actually cuckoos. The end."

Peregrine grinned and winked at Osprey, then asked, "So, what do you think? Will the sprogs like it?"