Falls of the Hinterlands NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Milton liked being a turkey. He wondered what it would have been like to have been born as a turkey instead of a brown wolf. Wolves were really neat because they could hunt turkeys and eat them and use their feathers for fun stuff like dress-up. Milton really liked having fun. He thought that Tina was one of the best people to have fun with so far. She was so nice and so easy to talk to because she said everything that was on her mind and she didn’t care how it made other people feel. Milton thought that was pretty special because most people didn’t do that and he wanted to be more like her.
 
Tina called Milton a turkey lip and he laughed. Milton got some feathers in his mouth and looked at her with his wide hot hot pink eyes. He tried to make another gobble sound but he sucked a feather in his mouth and it poked the back of his throat and he started choking and spitting up feathers because it was poking him in the back of his mouth. Milton thought he was going to die because that was so painful and so sudden and he hadn’t been expecting it. Milton coughed the feather out and looked at Tina with a silly face.