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Osprey took up the tale, quickly killing off Grin, which made Peregrine frown playfully at her. Only, it turned out that the story's second main character wasn't dead at all, just stewing in the dragon's foul belly. Evidently, this was the point where Osprey would turn the story back over to him.

"Grin thought, 'well, what now?' He didn't have to wait long for his answer. The dragon took a massive dump, delivering the peregrine in a turd the size of five adult wolves," Peregrine continued, naturally seizing the opportunity for some toilet humor. "He wiped the feces off himself and took flight, just in time to get back and see that the two flocks had formed an alliance and were working together to rebuild...

After a happy reunion, Grin and Prey were nominated to lead the new combined flock. Now, this is where you expect the 'they lived happily ever after!' right? Well, not long after taking over, the pair's leadership was tested when the Alpha dragon rose up out of the sea and came to take down the birds, once and for all, simply because the scaly, webbed beast was jealous of their beautiful feathers..."