Redhawk Caldera Two large gulps of free-range oxygen

In response to her question, he gave her a playful leer that clearly said, Are you kidding me? Of course he would tell his kids about the dragon that shat out a poo-covered peregrine! He could picture it now: his tiny tots shrieking with laughter over it. Oh, yes, he would definitely not skip that part. Into every life, a little (or a lot) of poop must fall, even in storybooks.

"Grin knew it was a trap but he wasn't about to leave his best friend in the whole world in the dragon's clutches, so he dove into the sea after the dragon. Of course, Grin couldn't swim, but several PENGUINS saw what was happening and helped him. They raced to the bottom of the sea, where yet another epic battle ensued between Grin, the penguins and the Alpha dragon. Many bubbles were used as weapons, some originating from someone's back end..." Again, Peregrine could just hear the pups giggling madly over this part.

"In the end, Grin was able to rescue Prey while the penguins distracted the Alpha dragon. The penguins saw that the dragon didn't mean to be so mean; he was just lonely and all he wanted was some friends. They offered to stay down there and keep him company, so the Alpha dragon let Grin and Prey go. Well, they told the dragon he was welcome to come above water and visit sometimes if he wanted. On peaceable terms, they swam to shore, wrung out their wings and flew home."