Redhawk Caldera Troublemaker Doppelganger

tegan was off in the territory doing-- well hey? what's it to you? you don't need to know, it's absolutely top secret tegan business, so hah, keep your nose out of it. point is, tegan was in town and actually near the borders, and he was miraculously around to hear the screaming that homegirl was doing.

usually, tegan preferred to ignore border calls because... i mean, what gives? it's not his job to handle that. but this one was particularly annoying and, super like, not professional. quite frankly, tegan dug the lack of respect for mannerisms (despite his ringing eardrums from all that god dang yelling) and so he set off to find out who was making all that racket.

"HEY!" tegan yelled in return, spotting the-- was that a girl making all that noise? god damn. he trotted over to her, giving her a look that was clearly bewildered. "what? what's up? what do you want? this is redhawks caldera and you're making some serious noise over here-- gonna have to ask you-- politely, cause mom says to be nice to girls-- to shut the fuck up... please." good border interception, tegan, towhee would be proud.

hey! why was she being so hostile? this was his land... well, towhee's land, but his parents inherited it or some political thing he didn't understand or care to understand. what gives? "well no," tegan said with a roll of his eyes, "it's not yours, you can't just waltz in here and... whatever, no one named wraen lives here, you've got the wrong pack, pal." his tail waved. he wanted to call for towhee, cause he was bored, but she couldn't hear anything so... that was useless. whatever.

"i'm not stupid," tegan insisted, tail waving, "so uuuuuuuuuuuh yeah-huh, i'm positive. to both of those. and it's redhawk, not redbird, are you deaf?" he usually forgot that towhee was deaf, so the insult came easily for him. but that should've said something on her part, since even towhee understood words better than this girl-- and this girl probably wasn't even literally deaf!!

"if that's all you want you can go cause i don't know a wraen and i got better things to do than answer the same two questions over and over again," he said with a flick of his tail. ooooo, a burn on her intelligence, way to go tegan.

god what the fuck was wrong with this girl? if she'd been speaking that way to towhee she would've been mauled, and that was a fact. she was lucky that tegan was just too damn lazy to fuck her up (was that the issue here?). "whatever, try not to fall into a ravine," he yelled after her, unbothered by her comment-- because tegan was, in fact, always this cranky. but only at wolves that absolutely deserved it. he watched her off, debating if he should go chase her off, but ultimately decided that that would be way too much effort, and instead opted to go find @Towhee and tell her about his encounter. he'd make sure to stretch it a little bit and let his alpha know that he did actually chase her off. cause towhee would approve of that more, he thought.