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Unlike Swift, Whittier had the good grace to warn his mother that something was about to explode out of his ass. This surprised her - Bazi had pidgeon-holed her chubbiest boy as the family's kamikaze butt-bandit the minute he threw up on her boob and soiled himself in the same afternoon, but here he was, giving her plenty of notice about his intentions.

Bazi giggled appreciatively to herself and quickly flipped the pup over onto his belly, rotating his volatile baby bum to face the den wall and spreading her forearms to avoid any splatter. "There you go. Shart away," she told him.