Lion Head Mesa aon

There is no creature on earth more unfortunate than an ugly woman. The king could not decide which was more repugnant– the squat, deformed body, or the incoherent noises it produced. Rashepses nearly pitied the thing.

He drew forth as a fellahin spoke his titles into the air. What a humorous contrast it must have been to witness, proletariat in the presence of an eternal God.

“Meat and water,” his royal shadow cut clear over her, “Akashingo offers both. What does our visitor propose in trade for such magnanimity?”