Redhawk Caldera I made a deal with the man on the moon

As usual, Finley didn't disappoint with her elaborate story. She might not have been the most eloquent -- Elwood chuckled as she harped on the bear's obesity -- and she had a hard time remembering the entire tale, but it was just as ridiculous as Elwood had expected. He felt some pity for Rodney the fat bear, who had drowned in the lake and taught the wolves of Redhawk Caldera the value of portion control.

"Bless his heart," Elwood replied, shaking his head solemnly. But there was a hole in Finley's story -- well, multiple holes; then again, it was never meant to be taken seriously. He had to voice his question, though: "How did you know his name was Rodney? Was he a friend of yours?" Truthfully, he was just trying to stall a bit more, but he looked at Finley earnestly as he waited for her response.