Heron Lake Plateau how doth the little wild boar

Though the gilded bastard had not necessarily been bred with a disposition for entitlement, the predicament of his rearing had certainly dictated it. Svalinn was not a coddled child by any means, but being alone at the tit -- without competition -- had spoiled him, and his previously odd and frantic feeding schedules had turned this consumer greedy. On top of this, so far he had been given the leeway that is typical to give someone too young to understand consequence, and he took this to mean that his demands would always be met, even without the use of civility.

When Blondine continued to insist he behave and learn gentlemanly tact, the boy rebelled by calling on the only other resource he could think of. "MAAAAAAA!" he bellowed fiercely, howling a summon for the Kraken: @Caiaphas. Let their god settle this dispute!