WHY DIDNT YOU SMACK ME i didn't see you respond! one more from you to wrap it up and archive?
he twitched a gooey smirk at his brother's denial of his urinary afflictions. "don't hafa'be an expert to know goo the color of a crows foot isn't the sign of a healthy manhood." he cackled, flinching away from dervish of the sand lobbed his way as his brother huffily distributed more of himself -- probably ruining the day of some poor crab buried in the sand.
strutting to the inkclad boy, Lycaon leapt over his head onto the boulder and cocked a leg, letting his own perfectly healthy stream trickle the way gravity willed it... approximately atop Ingram's head. feigning surprise, Lyc lurched into a defensively playful pose, slapping his paws against the stromatolite -- his tail swishing tauntingly slow. he made a tsking noise. "well how are ya gonna attract the ladies now? talk about a catfish. smell me, get you. woof."
strutting to the inkclad boy, Lycaon leapt over his head onto the boulder and cocked a leg, letting his own perfectly healthy stream trickle the way gravity willed it... approximately atop Ingram's head. feigning surprise, Lyc lurched into a defensively playful pose, slapping his paws against the stromatolite -- his tail swishing tauntingly slow. he made a tsking noise. "well how are ya gonna attract the ladies now? talk about a catfish. smell me, get you. woof."
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you were swept ashore like bottles holding prayers - by Lycaon - December 20, 2017, 11:54 PM
RE: you were swept ashore like bottles holding prayers - by Ingram Sr - December 21, 2017, 07:09 PM
RE: you were swept ashore like bottles holding prayers - by Lycaon - December 21, 2017, 09:09 PM
RE: you were swept ashore like bottles holding prayers - by Ingram Sr - December 22, 2017, 07:03 PM
RE: you were swept ashore like bottles holding prayers - by Lycaon - December 22, 2017, 09:07 PM
RE: you were swept ashore like bottles holding prayers - by Ingram Sr - December 26, 2017, 06:41 PM
RE: you were swept ashore like bottles holding prayers - by Lycaon - December 28, 2017, 04:58 PM
RE: you were swept ashore like bottles holding prayers - by Ingram Sr - December 30, 2017, 11:18 PM
RE: you were swept ashore like bottles holding prayers - by Lycaon - January 06, 2018, 10:19 AM
RE: you were swept ashore like bottles holding prayers - by Ingram Sr - January 06, 2018, 10:53 PM
RE: you were swept ashore like bottles holding prayers - by Lycaon - January 20, 2018, 05:21 AM
RE: you were swept ashore like bottles holding prayers - by Ingram Sr - January 20, 2018, 01:48 PM