Redhawk Caldera I made a deal with the man on the moon

I.... broke into the wine tonight :3

"There just so happens to be a fantastic story here!" Finley replied enthusiastically. After all, it had to be awesome - she was the one who had made it up in the first place. "Like I said, the lake was named after a bear named Rodney. He was SUPER fat. Like, we're talkin' morbidly obese. One day he... Shit. What happened?" She paused, scrunching up her face in thought as she tried to remember the details of her epic tail. She knew he'd been stuck at the top of the Caldera, but stuck in what? A hole? A tree? Had she ever even specified?

"One day he got stuck," she continued, "I don't know in what, so don't ask. But one day he was stuck in like a hole or something at the very top of the Caldera. When he unstuck himself, he tumbled backwards and went rolling, rolling, rolling all the way down the slopes until he went crashing into the lake. And then he drowned because he was too fat to swim." She smiled brightly at that point. "And so we honor that fat ass bear's memory by naming the lake after him. And also why our pack motto is portion control."