Blacktail Deer Plateau people let me tell ya bout my best friend

the story started relatively normal, and went downhill from there. aditya sat in stunned silence for a long moment, not knowing how to react. finally, a guffaw slipped from his lips, and he dipped his head suddenly, quelling any other giggles that might emerge.

"i. . .wow," adi said, lifting his muzzle to face engel with affected calm. he was barely holding it together. "i mean, he is a very handsome man. if you're into that."

adi wasn't. well, actually, he wasn't quite sure. there was that one friend, down south, when he was a little older than a yearling. orion, was that the name? some name of some god, anyway, he had looked like a god, and they hadn't done anything, but he sure had been handsome. . .

he shoved away his own borderline homoerotic thoughts, instead adding, his tone thick with mock reproach, "and it's not even mating season yet, engel!"