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hah! they couldn't stop him now!! tegan had been hit with the very frustrating reality that was strict parenting. so what, maybe there was a war-- or whatever-- but tegan didn't care! it was a cruel and unusual punishment to keep him cooped up in that territory for the rest of his miserable life. and though elwood and finely had even very clear about them not being allowed out of the territory, tegan had made a run for it... uh, almost immediately. 

he'd be back for dinner, they wouldn't worry. 

he had run for a while, worried that towhee or x might show up and scoop him up to bring him back into the territory. they pretty much had eyes everywhere. but after a while, he'd decided he was most definitely safe from their gaze. and, since it was so clear outside (surely nothing would wash away his scent trail), tegan decided he could continue forward and a comfortable pace. and then, he came upon? could it be? the earth's buttcrack?? no way. oh shit, just wait until he told his siblings about this. he'd discovered the earths ASS!! and boy was it big. he stopped a little ways off, sniffing curiously. it certainly didn't smell like any ass he'd ever smelled before.