Redhawk Caldera Troublemaker Doppelganger

tegan was off in the territory doing-- well hey? what's it to you? you don't need to know, it's absolutely top secret tegan business, so hah, keep your nose out of it. point is, tegan was in town and actually near the borders, and he was miraculously around to hear the screaming that homegirl was doing. 

usually, tegan preferred to ignore border calls because... i mean, what gives? it's not his job to handle that. but this one was particularly annoying and, super like, not professional. quite frankly, tegan dug the lack of respect for mannerisms (despite his ringing eardrums from all that god dang yelling) and so he set off to find out who was making all that racket.

"HEY!" tegan yelled in return, spotting the-- was that a girl making all that noise? god damn. he trotted over to her, giving her a look that was clearly bewildered. "what? what's up? what do you want? this is redhawks caldera and you're making some serious noise over here-- gonna have to ask you-- politely, cause mom says to be nice to girls-- to shut the fuck up... please." good border interception, tegan, towhee would be proud.