Whitewater Gorge the salesman's like what up,

oooo defensive! tegan liked that. his brow quirked, and he gave a small wave of his tail. "are you sure you're not lost? where are you from?" he asked curiously... but what help would he be? tegan didn't know any part of the land at all, except for this earth-butt, and he wouldn't be able to get her home even if he dedicated his life to it.

well, maybe he could if he did that last bit-- but it was tegan, so of course he wouldn't be doing that.

"i can help you get around it if you want," he then offered, for some weird reason. tegan didn't care to help her at all, but he wanted to investigate this butt further, and this gave him the opportunity to get up close and personal. besides, that made him look like an expert of the topic, which, he was totally a butt expert so he figured he could play the part.