Heron Lake Plateau tip-toeing in the street like dally

well tegan was gonna give towhee shit for it solely because she gave him shit for being a shithead, and now she was being a shithead! finley never gave him shit for being a shithead, she adored him always because he was a perfect angel. so he wouldn't dare mock finley for her choices.

tegan scowled. "fiadh sucks," he said very matter-o-factly, "no." all fiadh did was complain about sucking and then suck some more. i mean jesus christ if you're gonna commit to sucking at least learn to swallow. 

he waited for a few moments, letting towhee be all on edge and stuff, and then puffed up again. "me!" and then, since he doubted that towhee would believe him, he added, "i'm going on a scouting mission and raven promised me if i could do it she would promote me! and i'm not saying to beta but..." tegan made a big ole dramatic shrug, paired with some raised eyebrows and pursed lips as if to say 'but i'm not not saying beta.'