Silvertip Mountain i’m afraid to leave the house

Ok now they were like 99% sure this was a joke. Why was he so shocked? As if he didn’t know their hostility was far beyond justified. Then he had the audacity to play dumb and suggest storytime.

Why the hell would I wanna— But before they began chewing them out, an lightbulb lit up in their head.

—wanna… not hear a story? They made the most abrupt transitioned from pissed to pretend-interested in their life. 

Yeah, I’ve been having a rough day- A rough few weeks to be exact. A nice story and some food would be nice. I’m a little too weak to get up and get anything myself though. You mind getting me a little something? Then I’ll listen to whatever story ya got.