Two Eyes Cenote parodia

The boy stared daggers at Safiya. If only she would explain, provide some tangible reason for her actions instead of ignoring his questions completely, then maybe this could all be resolved with a hug or something? But that was never the case with these two; it never had and never would be. Kheti was keenly aware that his sister's gaze lay past him to Tiye - if he didn't do something now, it would soon be too late. 

"She didn't mean it," he pleaded, for as much as he loved his sister, she had a tendency to go too far. "Saf - if you want something to be mad about - be mad at me!" Yet already the pretty feathers lay strewn and trampled in the dirt.

Snakes have more shame than you! 

Tick. tick. tick.

Tiye lit the fuse with her venom, and just like that, the bomb exploded. A bag burst nearby, coating the floor in sickly red as Kheti braced for an impact that never came. Instead, he could only watch in horror as the fellahin Machiavelli burst onto the scene and made for Safiya. A strangled screech echoed through the halls as the boy leapt clumsily for the conniving dog. "GET OFF HER YOU PIG!" In his fear-fuelled attack, he failed to see anything but Machiavelli's terrible, terrible teeth.