Broken Antler Fen got a bottle of whatever.

"You don't say!" Luke exclaimed as she began, and he leaned forward with wide eyes and a grinning mouth, matching her dramatic tone with this dramatic pose and expression. It was apparent to him immediately that she was ever bit as fun loving as him, and that this was a game in good humor. His tail thumped along with her as she revealed that the handsome Peregrine had been born with two tails and no testicles, and apparently a more simple minded that his charming personality would have suggested. "No way!" Luke said at length in a sort of whispered but loud voice, raising a forepaw to his mouth (sort of). When she had finished up, he threw her a random question. "I don't believe it. But the more important thing is... did he at least mentioned me?"