Sea Lion Shores i will go to my own sun

He spent the early part of the day heckling sea lions alongside Yolo. They enjoyed throwing objects at the beasts–so ungainly on land, compared to the pair of foxes–and taunting them with words (like a recycled “happy birthday, honey!”). But then one caught his brother by the tip of his tail, biting it off cleanly, and it forced the brothers to retreat so Yeet could clean the wound. He made fun of Yolo’s stumpy tail between licks, of course.

While Yolo slept off his big day, Yeet ventured back toward the beach in search of more fun. He stopped and stared when he spotted a wolf tugging a fish out of a tangle of seaweed like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat. That was impressive, though Yeet was a lot more intrigued by the wolf’s looks.

Tromping up to him, the cross fox shouted, “DAD? IS THAT YOU?!”