Firefly Glen Romancing the Stone

@Alison!

 

Darkness - one could barely see the trees that flanked all around, only the stars in the sky illuminated above as the moon remained hidden tonight as it prepared to show its new face for a new month. Coated in the darkest of grays, the man could hardly be seen, was it for the fireflies that danced all around. 

His footsteps were awry, drunken on a few too many overripe berries, Devit was not quite in the right state of mind - however, for one such as him, this was totally normal. His every day really. With eyes half shut, he saw something, someone up ahead that caught his wandering eye. This time, he was certain it was a female.

Oh, how he was lonely. 

With all the grace of a duck on land, he wobbled up to her, brushing shoulders as he gave a cheeky grin. Hey babe - you lookin' fur any fun tonight? Brows wriggling on his face as he tried his best to swoon the first lady he has seen in possibly... well, it felt like forever.

Ever since Vengeance had brought her to the ravine, Alice had found herself returning here and there once the sun had faded and darkness filled the air. There was nothing special about this place during the day, but at night... the stars shone at their brightest only to be complemented by the subtle yellow lights that turned on and off as they drifted through the air. She would never admit her love for the beauty here.

Her peace was interrupted however as a man approached. At first, she paid no mind, but then he had the wise idea to touch her. She could smell the pungent berries on his lips as he leaned in and tripped on his own words. The fact that he thought he had the right or even a chance to touch her disgusted the female, but she would give him his answer. Yeah, I bet that one reeeaally reels them in. Oh how she was unamused. Cold eyes took in the boy before her as she backed away from him. You don't even have looks going for you.

Well... he'd have to admit, he hasn't gotten much action as of late - but he clearly didn't learn. He kept on using the same lines, hoping that someone would come around eventually. Nah, what really gets 'em is once the motion of the ocean get's a goin. Completely oblivious to her cold stare, Devit continued to try and invade her space as much as possible, as she backed off, he took steps forward to make sure they were close almost at all times. 

Come oooooon, breedin season ain't around yet - not like we'd be tied by crotch gremlins come spring. Golden eyes washed over the woman in question, she was absolutely drop-dead gorgeous, even in his inebriated state he could tell she was a looker.  What's a lil fun between adults?

Clearly, this guy wasn't getting the memo. When she backed away he only pressed further causing a growl to bubble in her throat. As if he wasn't disgusting enough he had to continue his flirtatious advancements with talk of... "Crotch goblins". She was almost positive he had no plans to stop talking unless she personally shut him up. With jowls raised and the power of a cobra, she snapped forward attempting to grab the man's muzzle and make him realize just what situation he was putting himself in.

He was slow to react. Frankly, even if he wasn't completely piss faced, he may not have reacted that much faster. The fangs of the lovely lady hit him on the muzzle, Ow! Fak! He yelled out immediately, stepping back as he shook his head as though to try and ease the sting or at least to clear his head. Whats wit that?! Ya cunt. he growled. Seriously, what was the matter with her?! It should be flattering for someone like him, the greatest of all rockstars with his charms and good looks, to be hitting on anyone! (no really, you'll hit on anyone you horny dolt)

For now, he made no attempt to fight back, thinking maybe it was just a one strike thing. Instead, he just spat more insults, thinking that might scare her off, or... maybe change her mind? Do you like it kinky or somefing?

Oh how he made it worse. How was this moron not getting the hint by now? Who wouldn't leave after that? Apparently this guy. As the male began to insult her the fur raised along her spine, ears slowly lowering as she snarled, I'll show you fucking kinky. How about a nicely kinked tail? Or maybe your neck. Not wanting to give him the chance to run, she lunged again, this time aiming for his shoulder.

He backed up again, and again, trying to avoid her teeth - okay, maybe this time he was getting the hint. He attempted to retaliate as she lunged for his shoulder, teeth aiming to grab her own muzzle - although how successful depended on her own movements... seeing how absent-minded he was. Blood seeped from his shoulder and face, sloppily he continued to try and make distance all the while somewhat tripping over his own two feet. Fine! Fine! I get it, jeez! What a bitch! 

Trying to turn tail to run away, he tripped once in his drunken stupor, perhaps taking a little too long to get back onto his feet to try once again and run away from this crazy lady.

Not only was this guy disgusting, but he really thought that he could land a blow on her in his drunken state. As Devit tried to make some space, Alice would close in once more as he tripped on his own paws. I don't think you do get it. You have no idea who you're messing with.

As the male stumbled to his feet, her teeth lashed out seeking Devit's leg. If he was going to make a fool of himself tripping, she would at least give him a real reason to struggle running.

We can end it if you wish! you go get that thread for merc trade!!

As he tripped over his own paws, the woman came in once again and bit his leg; and ow did that fucking hurt! Even with the pain in his leg, with the quick tug from her attack, he still tried to regain his footing so he could make some distance between them before turning tail to run like the drunken coward he was.

All he could think of while running away from the crone was how much he hoped she died alone, with no love, just dried up and alone living a long and solitary life for being so damn crusty and stuck up. Behind him, a few trails of blood followed him. Somehow he would have to find a way to heal himself... or be lucky enough to find a healer.

A snarl ripped through her body as the boy ran. How she would have liked to have shown him more, but he was retreating with his tail between his legs. It would have to be enough. His unwanted advances definitely put a damper on her mood though. Not even the stars could calm her now, she would seek out Vengeance instead. At least she had no need to fake cheeriness around the beast.