tales of a hilarious pregnancy: origins

Kieran imagined that his accent, made it particularly difficult for anyone to understand him. But he did his best, it would be so much easier, if they all just spoke his language. Then there would be no issues, but well that wasn't going to happen. Although, Kaskara was starting to learn his language pretty well.

Kieran had meant during and after the birth. There was a need, his mother had told him, during pregnancy. Everything, was swollen and tight. He swallowed then, realizing he missed his mom and her blatant way of putting things. She did not beat around the bush, she was brazen and brash. And sometimes even crude, but he had loved her. Only as a son can.

Kieran frowned, she wanted to know details. Those he could give her, but not without giving some of it away. He should not have let his excitement, get the better of him. It was a fine mess he was in now. 

Naw, oi did not clap de births. It depends on de lady, Bazi. Sum are boke de whole time, sum are boke only for a while, sum are not boke at al'. An each pregnancy is different.