April 17, 2015, 10:57 PM
Tiger was about to explain to him what field day was, when he cordially announced his need to take a dump. Tiger did not so much as blink. Her brothers were as succinct in their delivery of these matters as he was, and though her father was a bit more verbose as opposed to blunt, it mattered not. Everybody poops. But then she was left to face the tyke... alone. Tiger had never dealt with this before, and so she blinked at the girl, tilting her head.
"Well, your dad went to poop," she said, thinking this to be a great conversation starter. "How about a game of... tag. Y'think you can catch me? I'm pretty fast." Tiger wiggles her eyebrows, and jumps backward, sliding her forelegs forward in the universal gesture for play, tail waving to coax and egg the girl on. Eh, eh?????
"Well, your dad went to poop," she said, thinking this to be a great conversation starter. "How about a game of... tag. Y'think you can catch me? I'm pretty fast." Tiger wiggles her eyebrows, and jumps backward, sliding her forelegs forward in the universal gesture for play, tail waving to coax and egg the girl on. Eh, eh?????
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Nobody puts baby in a corner - by Wildfire - April 08, 2015, 08:51 AM
RE: Nobody puts baby in a corner - by Tiger - April 16, 2015, 10:06 AM
RE: Nobody puts baby in a corner - by Wildfire - April 16, 2015, 10:20 AM
RE: Nobody puts baby in a corner - by Tiger - April 17, 2015, 10:57 PM
RE: Nobody puts baby in a corner - by Wildfire - April 18, 2015, 11:07 AM
RE: Nobody puts baby in a corner - by Tiger - April 20, 2015, 09:27 AM
RE: Nobody puts baby in a corner - by Wildfire - April 20, 2015, 09:33 AM
RE: Nobody puts baby in a corner - by Tiger - April 20, 2015, 02:54 PM
RE: Nobody puts baby in a corner - by Wildfire - April 20, 2015, 06:17 PM
RE: Nobody puts baby in a corner - by Tiger - April 21, 2015, 01:38 PM
RE: Nobody puts baby in a corner - by Wildfire - April 26, 2015, 04:17 PM
RE: Nobody puts baby in a corner - by Tiger - April 28, 2015, 08:19 AM
RE: Nobody puts baby in a corner - by Wildfire - April 29, 2015, 10:46 AM
RE: Nobody puts baby in a corner - by Tiger - May 13, 2015, 09:08 AM
RE: Nobody puts baby in a corner - by Wildfire - May 14, 2015, 11:50 AM