Blacktail Deer Plateau mine was a religion and happiness was a fact

He saw through her charade probably as easily as she saw through his and her chuckle was enough to prompt him to laugh himself. "No, no... I think that's what you're saying," he went on, verbally probing what may as well have been a grave she was digging for either of them. "So you think that I'm an old guy, I get it. Is that why you're sticking so close to me? You think I'm gonna fall and break my hip next?" He couldn't have hid his grin any longer, absolutely taken with the social faux pas that was unrolling between them.

I DON'T EVEN WANNA MAKE UP PROSE TO GO WITH THIS IRL LOL