Phantom Hollow Testing? Testing One Two?

She was ignoring him? What? He watched as she took forever removing herself from the water and took her sweet ass time hauling herself onto the shore. What'd she do in there? Gain a hundred pounds in water weight? He grumbled to himself, nursing that gravel of an infant growl within his chest as she shook herself mostly dry and finally decided to give him the time of day.

Bitch.

His fishing skills were fine.

Okay. They did suck. 

Whatever. 

"You don't know!" he asserted, bristling a bit. "Pretty sure your stink scared them all away." She was clean now. Kudos for her. He was still fishless. Without a fish. Ugh. He had ZERO fish on him. Zero. "I think you owe me one, princess."