Big Salmon Lake Mumbling To My Heart

She mocked offense. Kero grinned, adding another tally mark to his jerk card as he made an ass of himself. It was easy. Really. She'd opened herself up for that one and sliding in was irresistible. So was her pretending to be angry at him. Kero laughed at her and ran his paw through the water, attempting to soak her with another wave. If she wasn't stalking him at the spine, he was drowning her in water of some kind.

"Hey. I've seen those hips," he said, implying their girth might have popped out a few. A sleazy grin slipped across his muzzle as he fanned the flame. "Besides, if your options are wise or childbearing... You're not exactly the sharpest stone on the slope." Twist the knife. Just twist it.