Redhawk Caldera Luck of an Unlucky Hippie [Rejoin]

The blond sheathed teen nearly fucked up and looked at Electro in 50 shades of disbelief. Looking for him? Why the Hell would she think that was a good idea? 
Nope, greens on the Alpha paws,
Greens on Alpha paws. 

"In all honesty, Cap'n, I never brained I would be gone this long. That is all paw on heart, Per. Hell, being ghost a week was the most I even thought was possible. I didn't say any thing, cuz of that, alone."

This dude felt nothing but confusion at the idea of Som pommin lands all over, trying to find him. 
If he got out of this alive, he would never forgive himself. 
And if he died, that might be the only fitting punishment for his crime. 
Ducking famnit, Som Som.
Why? 
Why you, girl?

"I had no intention of Som pawin it after me, Per. I didn't even know my absence influenced her to search for me. Out of all folk on my list, she was one of the top, man...I never would have tried to diggy down a future of resources if I wouldn'tve been able to plant any flowers with her, in it. I had hearts for her. And she knew it."

Not gonna lie, he felt a howl comin on, and it wasn't for kicks. It was because he wanted to be kicked. 
In the face.
By a elephant.