Phoenix Maplewood i'mma turn it on with a bang

Like, seriously? Saena asked, a little bit deadpan as the thought that the Blackthorn was making fun of her crossed her mind. She was almost a little angry about it. Almost. Is that like, some kind of joke? If you met a wolf missing an ear would you tell them your name is Ear? Although not said unkindly, there was a little bit of an edge to Saena's voice, as if the topic was tender. If it was indeed a cruel joke, she probably would be done with her tolerance, though she was distracted again by another itch on her flank.

She only half heard what Tail said next, but she did catch the bit about the Wilds. Well, you're in 'em, she said between gnaws. This entire place. I'm not actually even sure where they end but as far as I know, everywhere from here south is the wilds. As far as Saena knew, the entire world was the wilds, though she gathered from Tail's words that that wasn't true. The more you know!

Looking for something in particular? she asked, and then abruptly flopped down on the ground and rolled in a futile effort to reach all her itchy spots. Fuck, did you know bear bites make your whole body itchy as all hell? I didn't get the memo myself.