Phoenix Maplewood it bounces and i pounces

A yip sounded in the air. It wasn't this mouse... It wasn't Reggie... Sart lifted her head to look and OH MY GAWD. It was a giant black bear! Sart fell over. She'd heard of these thingys and Reek had told her they were bad. Sart fell over, realized she'd played opossum for a bit, then hopped back up to her feet. Was it really a bear? Maybe it was a baby bear. IT WAS A BEAR.

"DUNN EAT ME!" she squealed and did her best to run up the trunk of a tree. Considering gravity and the vertical motion she was entirely incapable of, she got no where fast and ended up sitting somewhat sprawled at the base of a large maple.