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no -- she didn't? did she? "are you seriously asking me to go ask my mom? how old do you think i am?" he snapped back, horrified and a little hurt that she thought so little of his manhood (lol). "my mom is a prude, okay? i know she and my dad are busy making the next bunch of pups, but if i walked up to her and asked about these things, she'd turn red and tell me to go ask my dad. then he would give me some stupid, long explanation."

he huffed a sigh. "i'm supposed to figure these things out on my own. i mean, don't you know? i bet your mom didn't tell you." he was being an asshat but he didn't care; his feelings, pride, and mind were all feeling quite sore these days.