Phoenix Maplewood nobody with a body can reach ya

What a terrible sound LOL

She made mental notes as Tavi rattled off some facts about birds. Dudes are pretty. Chicks are fugly. "Doesn't that seem weird?" interjected the alpha female, who thought that the females should be the pretty ones. How could you ever attract a mate if you were the colour of moose shit? Still, she supposed animals weren't all made equally and perhaps whatever creator existed had simply run out of female pretty genes and decided to make male birds the flashier of the species instead. Males are larger and females are smaller.

Cue the end of the lesson, for Saena's fur ruffled when Tavi came to a standstill and both of them listened to the chilling cry. "Is that what those are?" she whispered, having heard that sound many times before but never equating it to any particular bird. She knew what crows were, and was ashamed to say she didn't even know the difference between a crow and a raven. That was about the end of Saena's bird knowledge.

The call sounded again and, responding to the primal urge to hunt welling in her breast, Saena barged headlong into the underbrush, likely foiling Tavi's entire plan (or not, she really had no idea what she was doing).