Neverwinter Forest as crazy as it is

Yes pls~

Let's call it shadow boxing. That was what Goldhawk was up to that day, sparring with a protruding tree branch. Being a fit, long-legged young warrior the whole thing would have looked perfectly impressive had he been sparring with another wolf, but nope, it was a great elongated pine branch that jutted from its trunk at about the height of a wolf. And therefore the effect was rather comical. Chin up, vermin! he demanded as he sprang deftly to its right, dodging it as it whipped back towards him, look me in the eye, why don'tcha.

He gave another spring, a flashy bite of his teeth upon its piney end, then did a double-take and stopped suddenly as he noticed the Alpha Female of Neverwinter Forest.

Goldhawk remained frozen for three straight seconds, then with an almighty flourish fell into a magnificent bow. Good day to you, m'lady!