Phoenix Maplewood jellicle cats

the only -- what? "wait, there are only two dudes here?" the Mayfair boy exclaimed, eyes widening as his veneer of cool dropped. "how -- how does that even work?" how could he and this Esaro-man be the only dongwearers? "i mean, yeah, man, i'll help you. like ... um ... is anyone else u-uh ... you know .... pregnant?" he hissed the last word, ears falling against his head -- was the Maplewood secretly just a bunch of babycarrying women? were they about to be a pack filled with like five hundred puppies?

shit, man.