The Sentinels Into the light

She left it for him, and he appraised it.  Tempted to make a joke about her being the brains (and him, of course, being the amazing butt) in this relationship, but since the butt tended to have the choicest bit, he decided to go the opposite route.  Crunchy skull for him.

He began gnawing on the rodent, trying to divide it somewhat equivalently, and soon made his way through.  gripping his half, he gave a little bow.  "On A-a-hite" he mumbled though the mouthfull, probably incoherently.  It was short work, but he ate slowly, enjoying grinding the small bones.