Redhawk Caldera gravity is a myth; the earth sucks!

Elwood answered the challenge with a long, low note. Ferret shifted his shoulders and wiggled his butt, not unlike a cat about to pounce at the feather on the end of the string. But he did not pounce, he sucked in the biggest breath he could until the air puffed out his cheeks. Then he blew hard, but for all his budding talent in mimicry, he completely failed to whistle with his determined effort. Instead, the only thing Elwood got in reply was a drawn out and spitting, bubbling noise like a pinched fart that had been held in too long.