June 13, 2016, 07:11 PM
Maude squinted at the wavering dark form in the pool. It was definitely something. Something alive. She had seen it move. But what was it exactly? The yellow eyes, burning like coals narrowed as she leaned forward to get a closer look at the creature. Could she eat it? Her stomach rumbled in protest: of course she could! But she had no idea what it was. Was it poisonous?
Fuck it.The wench decided, darting forward to snap her jaws around the thing. As soon as her jaws clamped down on it, the identity of the food-thing became clear: crab. And it was still alive. Maude winced as it's pincers latched firmly onto her lip and nose, firmly biting into it in order for it to calmthefuckdownanddiealready.
Maude identifies as female, but is physically male.
(She also swears like a (literal) sailor)
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I'm totally not screwing with you, man. Totally. - by Maude - June 13, 2016, 07:11 PM
RE: I'm totally not screwing with you, man. Totally. - by Kjalarr - June 13, 2016, 07:32 PM
RE: I'm totally not screwing with you, man. Totally. - by Maude - June 13, 2016, 09:28 PM
RE: I'm totally not screwing with you, man. Totally. - by Kjalarr - June 17, 2016, 03:19 PM
RE: I'm totally not screwing with you, man. Totally. - by Maude - June 21, 2016, 06:24 PM
RE: I'm totally not screwing with you, man. Totally. - by Kjalarr - June 21, 2016, 07:28 PM
RE: I'm totally not screwing with you, man. Totally. - by Maude - June 21, 2016, 08:12 PM
RE: I'm totally not screwing with you, man. Totally. - by Kjalarr - June 22, 2016, 01:42 PM
RE: I'm totally not screwing with you, man. Totally. - by Maude - June 23, 2016, 08:24 AM
RE: I'm totally not screwing with you, man. Totally. - by Kjalarr - June 23, 2016, 02:03 PM
RE: I'm totally not screwing with you, man. Totally. - by Maude - July 03, 2016, 06:46 PM
RE: I'm totally not screwing with you, man. Totally. - by Kjalarr - July 07, 2016, 01:19 PM