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There was peace in the den as Shiori's family rested, a rare peace in a den so occupied by infants. Peace that would soon be shattered, as no matter how hard she suckled, Shiori could draw no milk from her father's stupid useless nipple. She began to cry out, a wordless tirade berating what she thought was her mother. How dare there be no food! Shiori crawled along Ukko's stomach, seeking out another nipple. If that one didn't work, maybe a different one did.