Bramblepoint So[m]eone under stress meets someone looking pretty

While Trick was certainly handsome, his life had been a mess. Besides, no female had interested him as much as his patched beauty had or this female. Not even Grace (God knew where the hell she had ran off to) had been seen as a possible child-bearer for the devious male.Not that anyone had ever been truly interested in him. Well, Teagan had been interested, but that was a different story. He could slowly feel his member growing smaller, and perhaps with only a few minutes they would both be freed.

But, until that time they'd have to awkwardly converse. Ohh... I'm sorry someone like me had to be your first. He gently apologized. May I know your name? He asked carefully.