Jade Fern Grove weep for yourself my man

Yeah you do, he agreed before he could stop himself, and even gazed fondly over at Sriracha's plump rear. He snapped out of that really quick though, obviously, and hoped the other guy's rambling was loud enough to overshadow his own comment. 

I dunno, what are you saying, duderino?! Vihaan loudly objected, feigning the majority of emotion he expressed. He was theatrical to the extreme, putting on an offended face and recoiling as he had during their last meeting. Except this time he petered out pretty quick, and stared off at the path which the dark wolf had taken only moments prior. Heck-tually, who was that? You got a thing for dark little damsels? Seemed a bit young. He wiggled his brow and passed a crude smile to Sriracha, clearly overcompensating. But maybe you like 'em that way, huh? Not just a homo but a pedo too? Its all good, I support the lifestyles of the rich and famous.

At this point he (and his author) was talking out of his ass and didn't know what was going on.