Firefly Glen a smoke and a beer go together like a piss and a fart

Tagging @Nechako and @Atna for visibility. Pls no wholesale slaughter of the pones.

Nothing better than taking a piss in the middle of the winter and knowing that the tip of your tug toy won't likely skim the top of the snowy field, or that halfway down the piss freezes, scaring the bejeebers out of you. Yep, it was going to be a fine day, Skoonka could tell. He was fired up, and had already taken a gallop out yonder before the sun rose. Now, amidst the glen, he could watch the brightly painted sky shift above him, as the daylight's first few rays welcomed the morning. This here wasn't a bad spot, he thought to himself, trotting along in wide, aimless loops. There was plenty of grass to forage, and nowhere for predators to hide. As it was, Nechako was the head honcho, and not him. Skoonka had never led a herd in his life, might not have a lick of know-how when it came to being a leader, but if it had been up to him, he would have settled here. This was a good place, a great place! To drive that point home, the boy rolled right over, coating himself in dusty white snow, and with a grunt of effort, pushed himself back up again.

He was living the good life. Maybe, since this place was so great, he might even find a couple of pretty lil' fillies to take back with him.