Redhawk Caldera Accidents don't just happen accidentally.

Well Lagan hadn't gotten the exact message across that he'd wanted. He most definitely had not been pleased with Teehee at first, but he was too soft to scold her. He really needed to learn how to say no, but then again she wouldn't understand no anyway. He giggled when he heard her squeal, she sounded so happy! He loved it when the babies were happy, it made him happy too. It didn't surprise him when she leapt onto his stomach, but it did knock the breath out of him. She was way heavier than expected.

He didn't mind her jumping around on his stomach, but he flinched when she got close to his private parts. He looked down at her, his eyes wide as she quickly got closer and closer. What used to look like cute little baby teeth now looked like jagged stones sharper than knives, and they were headed right where it would hurt the most. Teehee was about to down right rip his penis off!

Teehee stop! The boy yipped, rolling over as fast as he could and grabbing the girl by the scruff. It was time to put his foot down. He plopped the girl down on the floor in front of her and gave her a frown. It wasn't a very menacing look, but it was the best he could muster when looking into her cute little eyes. Teehee, that's very bad. We don't chow down on other people's penises that's really bad. He said, then bent down to gesture at his wiener. When he looked up again he shook his head, in a firm no. Get it? Nooooo penis!